Kanye West

I met this MILF at the All-Star getting action

A cougar with more rings than Phil Jackson

Told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs

And her booty is why God invented my balls

It's June, and the NBA is still playing basketball.  These lines are from the verse Kanye contributed to "Start It Up," the 2010 Lloyd Banks single that also featured Swizz Beatz and Fabolous.  Phil Jackson has 11 championship rings as a coach and two more as a player, but it looks like that's all he's going to get.