Dandy Warhols

Who's that guy?

Just hanging at your pad

He's looking kinda bummed

Yeah, you broke up that's too bad

I guess it's fair 

If he always pays the rent,

And he doesn't get bent 

About sleeping on the couch 

When I'm there

(From the Dandy Warhols' 2000 hit, "Bohemian Like You."  A bad romance doesn't get much worse than this.  My grandmother might have described the situation in this way:  "He paid for the cake, but somebody else ate it.")