Tina Fey

Bitches get stuff done. . . . Bitch is the new black.

(From a "Saturday Night Live" bit on Hillary Clinton.  Tina Fey -- born Elizabeth Stamatina Fey on this date in 1970 -- is funny, although not as funny as she thinks she is.  I can't remember seeing a performer who was more impressed by her own performances, or her own cleavage.  She almost always wears low-cut dresses or tops, and obviously thinks she is really hot.)