Thursday, March 31, 2011

Dave Barry

The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball, a woman will automatically choose to save the infant, without even considering if there's a man on base.

(The New York Yankees -- greatest sports franchise in the history of the universe -- open their 2011 season today.  For me, the answer to Barry's dilemma would depend on whether the man on base was Kevin Youkilis, David Ortiz, or another member of the Boston Red Sox.)

Derek Jeter, Robinson Cano, and Nick Swisher

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